We have an escaped convict in hiding in the country side near Christchurch, Dorset, England (it is a true story). He had avoided police for over three months. They say he won´t catch the swine flu because the pigs can´t catch him!…
We are aware that Influenza A (H1N1) -known in other countries as Swine Flu- is a serious problem and that people who suffer the virus may die. However, thoughout history, catastrophes have been faced by using humour in all its dimensions. Let have a look to some swine flu jokes to overcome the situation.
SOME SWINE FLU JOKES…
Swine flu is spread by capitalist pigs.
I had a bad day yesterday, I made a pig´s ear of everything I tried.
I think I have the swine flu. I have the sudden urge to eat bacon.
I think I have swine flu: I ´ve broken out in rashers.
Apparently my mate´s got swine flu, I think he´s just telling porkies, though.
Will there be a mass outbreak of Human/ Avian Swine flu? When pigs fly…
Swine fever is a song by Piggy Lee (Peggy Lee had a hit with “You give me fever”)
For a normal flu, we say “achoo”, but for swine flu we say “achoink”.